Attract Your Perfect Relationship

Failed ‘Popstar’, Kelli Young recently announced she wants to join the mile high club. She’s confessed to being a fan of having sex in ‘funny places’   Kelli’s  not the only one.  Somewhere-else sex is a very popular pastime with the good and literate citizens of Aberdeen.  There’s been so much shagging going on in the loos of the Aberdeen Central Library that the council have been forced to install alarms that sound off when more than one person enters a cubicle at a time.

Despite the somewhat unsavoury connotations, ladies loos have long been a favourite spot for a bit of illicit rumpy pumpy.   The loo isn’t exactly designed for comfortable copulation but it definitely encourages positional creativity!

Shagging in unusual locations has much to recommend it.    In addition to the pure sexual thrill you get from doing it, you’ll most definitely feel a buzz when thinking about it beforehand and an enormous surge of excitement when you suggest it to your lover and sense them getting turned on!   It doesn’t stop there!

Days, months or even years later you can instantly revive your lover’s lust with a few key words that bring back those juicy memories.   AND as an added bonus,  it’s a great topic for discussion at a girls night out or even a dinner party  [Well it is at the kind of dinner parties I get invited to!].

“Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever had sex’ really gets the conversation going.

I’d advise waiting till some alcohol has been consumed by all before asking this one!

Somewhere-else sex is an adventure, it’s different and has an element of risk that gets both our adrenalin and our sex hormones pumping .  We are drawn to it in the same way many people indulge in adventure sports like snowboarding, surfing, motorcycle racing and skydiving.

If you want to feel those hormones pumping and kick-start your sex life into action, be prepared to embrace variety, change and to take advantage of the unexpected.  It’s too easy to fall into routines and always do it in bed or on holiday and if you’re really daring, on the living room sofa.

Try taking a few risks [not health risks I emphasise].Think about which illicit location you’d choose .   It could be in the open air, or shut in a closet.  Maybe you fancy it on a beach or in the woods [Warning! put something on the ground!! After a session in the woods during the summer, I emerged with a big smile on my face but 12 rather painful insect bites on my bum].

You might be tempted to a quick one in your neighbour’s garden shed or plump for a bunk up in Harrods’ furniture department.  Aeroplane loos are popular [unless you can afford first class in which case you get to do it on reclining beds under fluffy blankets!]  The choice of location is limited only by the size of your imagination.   When you start to focus on it, you’ll find yourself coming up with all sorts of wild ideas.

Happy somewhere-else sex!